Starting off strong in terms of vibes, and weak in terms of everything else, we've got a basic Slowpoke with 70HP, a 20-damage Headbutt and All-You-Can-Yeet, which allows you to discard however many cards from your hand as you'd like
Just banish any seven DARK monsters from your Graveyard to Special Summon it from your hand, then let it rip
Special Summon it, also you cannot Special Summon for the rest of this turn, except DARK monsters
A Positive Impact on the Format The first thing we must look at when considering the design of a card is its overall impact on the current modified format
Most notably this is a big step up in multiplayer where it will usually get card advantage regardless of you having a walker in play
Solemn Simulacrum Solemn Simulacrum isn't much to look at in terms of stats, but this cute little robot provides such good value that he can find a spot in basically any Commander deck