A Zur, Eternal Schemer EDH deck does the thing you want, which is to seemingly break the rules by turning enchantments into attackers or blockers, like the fun of animating walls
You pick a commander, then hand-select the other 99 cards
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Champions Path will also contain a Shiny Charizard V Secret Rare for collectors and competitors to pick up, thats selling for roughly the same amount as the VMax
Perhaps a closer parallel is in Vindicate in a different color combination and I think it will be telling how often it hurts not to have the ability to hit lands
Anyway, Commander might be one of the places in which The One Ring is NOT a format dominating card, but that doesn't mean this card is not extremely powerful for what it does
